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If I were to write a goofy LOST parody fic, I should parody it with...

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5 deviants said Either one, I don't really care.
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3 deviants said Silent Hill - why else are they on that island unless its for punishment for some reason?
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2 deviants said Other (specify)
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1 deviant said Bioshock - there's some similarities there you could joke about - like the plane crash for no reason and why there's a random polar bear walking around.

Cynical Review Updates - New additions

Fri May 29, 2009, 8:38 PM
  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Catcher in the Rye - Guns n Roses
  • Reading: Three Act Tragedy
  • Watching: Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Playing: Resident Evil 5
  • Drinking: Vitamin Water10 XXX
It's been a while since I posted a Cynical Review here, but I've been working on a ton of them right now, plus a new Top 10 portion of the reviews. Some ar complete and in the editing process (cleaning up my points, making sure its coherent, etc), and will be up soon. Other you may notice are gone since I removed them from this list. So, here's a small list of upcoming CRs:

Note: :bulletred: is a book, :bulletblue: is a game, :bulletblack: is a movie, and :bulletgreen: is an Top 10 list.

:bulletred: Twilight (editing under way)
:bulletblack: X-Men Origins: Wolverine
:bulletblack: Death Race (2008)
:bulletblack: Journey to the Center of the Earth
:bulletblack: Dead Space: Downfall (editing under way)
:bulletblack: Night at the Museum 2
:bulletblue: John Woo's Stranglehold
:bulletblue: Fallout 3 (COMPLETE)
:bulletblue: Soul Calibur 4
:bulletblue: Resident Evil 5 (editing under way)
:bulletgreen: Top 10 Worst Movie Villains

I'm accepting suggestions/requests for any CR (movie, game, book, or Top/Bottom # list). Leave me a note if you have any suggestions.

Lone WOLF Archive

:bulletblue: Chapter 1 [link]
:bulletblue: Chapter 2 [link]
:bulletblue: Chapter 3 [link]
:bulletblue: Chapter 4 [link]
:bulletblue: Chapter 5 [link]
:bulletblue: Chapter 6 [link]
:bulletblue: Chapter 7 [link]

Lone Wolf Official Character Designs

:bulletblue: Christine, 'Alpha Sorrow'
:bulletblue: Rob
:bulletblue: Harry, 'Crimson'
:bulletblue: Danielle, 'The Fury'
:bulletblue: Eli, 'Nemesis'
:bulletblue: Jessica, 'The Pain' [link]
:bulletblue: Peter, 'The Fear' [link]
:bulletblue: John Butler, 'The Ancient'
:bulletblue: Ashly, 'The Saint'
:bulletblue: Adder, 'The Reaper'


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  • Interests: Drawing, writing, reading, movies, videogames, wolves, cynically reviewing stuff.
  • Favourite movie: Crank, Evil Dead Trilogy, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Termiantor 2
  • Favourite band or musician: Nirvana, Aerosmith, Journey, Brooks & Dunn, Trace Adkins, Toby keith, Andrea Bocelli, Guess Who
  • Favourite genre of music: Alternative, Rock (all types), Country, Celtic, Classic, soundtracks
  • Favourite artist: Gustave Dore
  • Favourite poet or writer: , Jean Shepherd, Douglas Adams,Richard Adams, Agatha Christie, Mario Puzzo, Dante Aligheri
  • Favourite style of art: Literature, manga
  • Operating System: Windows Vista
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod nano
  • Favourite game: Prince of Persia, Metal Gear Solid 3, Bioshock, Portal, Legend of Zelda, Okami, Silent Hill 2
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2, PS3
  • Favourite cartoon character: Strong Bad and The Cheat XD
  • Personal Quote: I'd rather regret something I've done than something I didn't try
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Unfortunately, the same can't be said about his movie roles. :D I love Statham as much as the next irrationally fanatic guy who does nothing but sit in his basement paying homage to his Greatness, but I've noticed that he only tends to play criminals (whether minor ones like Turkish in "Snatch" or balls-out awesome ones like the Transporter and Chev Chelios) or violent cops (like in "War"). Then again, he does the roles very well, so why rock the boat, right?
Right =D Then again, what would Jensen Ames go under??? O_o

Then again, rather see him do that than working on a musical with Guy Ritchie (maker of Snatch)

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'What's the point of loyalty if you can't even listen to your heart?'
-Christine, 'Lone Wolf'

I've claimed Rock n' Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith in the Disney-Parkhopper
Thanks for the fave!!
You're welcome =)

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'What's the point of loyalty if you can't even listen to your heart?'
-Christine, 'Lone Wolf'

I've claimed Rock n' Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith in the Disney-Parkhopper
RAAR!

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